By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML
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thinmint 0

Really? Your dog strategically placed his asshole into your house shoe and shat exactly where you wouldn't see it when you slipped your foot in?? Some dog. Fake or you are the most unobservant eff on the planet.

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DarkJoy_fml 5

You sound like an idiot and I would be down to harm you as well. Animals are much more intelligent than humans. They are non judgmental, live in peace with the environment and have better instincts. Just cause you know how to get on a computer and type some shit about animals being inferior does not make you intelligent. Get your head out of your ass and stop encouraging people to drill in ANWAR.

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azure8787 0

haha this makes me think of what Eric Cartman would say in this situation... "oh god DAMMIT!"

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roryriddle 5

think about it. a house shoe is a slipper... sheesh

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mike_dancefloor 0

i call fake because this is the third FML with her name on it that i've noticed. the last 2 were back to back. nobodies real life is that ******

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NewJoisey 0

wtf. ydi for having a turd filled house. and 'house shoes' who has 'house shoes' thats so stupid.

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ozymandias_fml 0

YDI for having 'house shoes', and an untrained dog.

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