By Kayla - 06/03/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 839
You deserved it 8 570

Same thing different taste

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

That doctor is smooth like Keith stone.

TheOnlyAlan 0

I'm in med school... I can't wait to use this some day.

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starman02 12

Frig, bet you just smiled and nodded though.. Hehe doctors have " THE BEST" sense of humor..

zingline89 18

Be thankful you did not slip into kodiak arrest

zingline89 18

Oh Pooh, Dr. Mime trying to out-pun me again. Eeyore better off just going home now :)

I drop puns like I've got the runs, mess with me and I'll pull out my guns! (right after I wipe my buns). Make no mistake, these rhymes ain't fake (like the rack on snooki, silicone to make your eyes ache), I pun just for fun and rhyme just to kill time, but if you want a cheep thrill, just go ask the mime.

zingline89 18

If it's rhyming were doin it's you I'll be screwin. There's a hail storm a-brewin, and it's your day I'll ruin. You can't keep up with my pace, there's no time to waste, go home now son, and save some face.

Never! Said the mime in such weather. I'll go on and on til my colors run dry, the sound of a yawn and a weary old eye. What's the matter ol' zing? Can't you see I'm winning? You should know by now not to mess with the king!

If cute be my name then shoot, I've missed my aim. But don't you forget what has happened this day, for the great mime has spoken, he has had his say.

zingline89 18

Face it I'm winning this battle, my flows are more agile. You just spittin nonsense, boy I'll knock you unconcious. You mess with zingline, you get shut up like a mime.

...spontaneous rap battle? Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!

eviannastorm 4

It was entertaining nonetheless ^_^

desireev 17

This gets so much better every time it happens! 5 stars for the both of you!! :)

JustStella 28
upsidedownfrownn 5

Haha I literally Lol'd just now

DJDude_Arazely 10

Hahahahaha :D On a gummy bear. When the doctor said that you must of felt like an idiot. It's okay, you feel a lot more stupid when your having a conversation and you wind up choking on your own saliva. Believe me it happens, if it doesn't then can we pretend I didn't say that. <:D

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FreeDrinks 4

Did you, per chance, go to Sacred Heart Teaching Hospital? (Yay! Scrubs reference!)

Sounds like you met DocBastard in real life... Lucky you!

mintstashinurtea 5

When gummy bears strike back...

All these years of eating their families...

Oh come on, that's a good one. +1 if he said it with a mad german accent :P