Kids: Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the...

By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

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By stressedmom36 - 13/08/2015 23:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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Metal as ****

By lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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RainbowDashie140 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:13

Playboy level: Your Son

Marty20612 5

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:12

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

Comments

ragini95 16

Monday 22 April 2013 0:17

If it helps this may mean he's going to be in a famous boy band. I do believe your son is the next Harry Styles.

Hahaha_Haha_Haha 7

Monday 22 April 2013 1:38

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Capt_Obvious 11

Monday 22 April 2013 2:24

You're last name isn't Stinson, is it? Because that is Legendary!

xs4u 13

Monday 22 April 2013 3:45

damn.... charming!

BriannaMGK 15

Monday 22 April 2013 4:26

He's a lady killer! Wait till he's older, it'll get a lot worse!

thearmsofpeace 4

Monday 22 April 2013 5:47

We found the son of the devil.

iamthunder 4

Monday 22 April 2013 16:00

Your son is my hero!

Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:22

Your son should go into politics as he seems to have a talent in persuading people.

RedD12 3

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:56

YDI for raising such a pimp!

LizHoy24 5

Friday 26 April 2013 1:44

ok now that's just awesome

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