Kids: Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the...

By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

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By stressedmom36 - 13/08/2015 23:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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Metal as ****

By lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Sunday 21 April 2013 3:13

Playboy level: Your Son

Marty20612 5

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:12

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

Comments

Omniprism 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:04

You have one smart cookie on your hands. I'd start cultivating that in a positive and good way some how. And maybe a little therapy just in case.

mattyiscool123 26

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:28

Alriiight!

bvilleg 4

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:16

He got game

fmaae82 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:32

Pimp in the making

gamegeek42 6

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:00

I am proud of him for you! That is awesome!

captainsparkle 6

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:04

A child's behavior directly reflects how they have been raised. YDI...

Joshuology 3

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:18

LittleLAD

Fsvb 32

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:34

I know it seems funny and all and I agree it is if this doesn't happen often or more than once, but if it does happen more often this could be a real problem. Perhaps he is very intelligent and needs stimulation or some personality disorder.. But it could just be this one time.