By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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g_ayvel 11

I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T

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betterNowThanLat 5

Today, I told my girlfriend it was over. She wouldn't let me break up with her. I think she thought it was a joke, or shes obsessed. FML

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trololol6969 3

@30- Just ******* no dude... Way to ruin a Fml go end ur life.

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betterNowThanLat 5

**** you .. wtf im just tryna make myself feel better. you dont know me / nor do you know what i go through. if anything go end ur life .. sack of shit -.-

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trololol6969 3

Ahahahahahaha!! U mad Bro?

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betterNowThanLat 5

im a GIRL. nobody asked for your opinion I was just trying to be funny .. not everyone has good jokes

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trololol6969 3

I'm just trolling you.... It is April fools :)

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betterNowThanLat 5

D: bad day for me .. my boyfriend just broke up with ME so im a bit depressed about it. idk why he let me go .. hes biploar

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trololol6969 3

:( now I feel bad... I'm sorry. Hope you feel better.

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betterNowThanLat 5

its alright .. I hope so too. I love him alot.. i guess that love wasnt enough /:

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

Tell her specifically, "I'm breaking up with you." if that doesn't work, send her a video of you having a bonfire with all the stuff she gave you.

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SirCharles83 13

How come no one just breaks up and goes their separate ways? People feel the need to burn things, go crazy, say no, or some other nonsensical bull shit.

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AliceLockehart 18

If I break up with someone or they break up with me I'll usually give the stuff back, or donate it to charity. No need to be wasteful.

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

Guys... I was totally not serious... Just because I didn't put "lol" or "haha" at the end of the comment doesn't mean you presume I was giving legitimate relationship advice. >.< Haha

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sinking_fish 12

225- Seemed pretty serious to me.

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blackheart24 10

I see why you want to dump her.

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muurph 4

Give her "The Face". Maybe that will work.

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lolcatt 0

lol it's true! she'll never want to talk to you again! its a known fact

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The_Hitdude 12

Run while you can OP! THE BITCHES ARE COMING! THE BITCHES ARE COMING!

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mrphychrs 5

why don't u grow up and dump her in person, act like u got a pair

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slick5880 22

I was under the impression that this wasn't a group decision. Learn something new everyday.

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lildudix3 0

My exboyfriend did that to me. But It happened in person. Most awkward moment ever.

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trololol6969 3

No one asked you...

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weetjewat 14

Haha, I couldn't help but laugh at your comment! Although it must have sucked at the time, it's a great story to tell your friends!

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omzz05 2

U can't just call her nd say we need to break up give her a legitimate reason first. That's kinda low

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betterNowThanLat 5

my boufriend broke up with me yesterday. His reason? I love him too much. I guess some people don't appreciate what they have .. I told him "what did i do to deserve this?" he said "shut the **** up nobody cares." ..... he didnt even have a good reason.. just felt like i had to share this for some reason.

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omzz05 2

Ya that's beyond low well look at the bright side there's someone waitin for the love you will give him. Grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side :)

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betterNowThanLat 5

Yeah your right. I been on and off with him for a while and im finally strong enough to realize i dont need him :) .. i want love though. i wanna be happy

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