By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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g_ayvel 11

I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T

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shahroni1 3

may b she likes your loly pop. and she dont want to loose it.

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Muhhhlisahhh 0

Whether she wants to accept it or not, she's dumped and you're single. Sidenote: who dumps someone over the phone? Are you a man? P*$$Y.

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CockAsian 14

Do it face-to-face? Giggity.

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PoppaSoda 5

Then just start ******* her replacement. She'll get it eventually...

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digitaljunky 5

It would be suicide!! He would have better luck giving a wolverine a back rub then telling her it's over!

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ohemgefml 1

60- I meant that was the first comment I've made on this account.

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kitkat789 2

#1.be a man and do it face to face #2.u were owned!!!!! #3.but really that sucks #4.at least she didn't say "Kk" then *your call has been disconnected*

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DealerCamel 2

I tried this with roles reversed. It didn't exactly work as intended.

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Rachel8843 6

Lol yea! Just do that!! She probably thought it was an April Fools joke

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