By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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Nicole819 11

it might be time to call Cheaters .

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JohnBoyFsYL 10

Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?

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laylaeve 9

Umm I would definitely question that shit,what asshole flushes does no one read the directions on the box...jeez

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hayleyblack2u71 21

I guess it's time to call the "Hoe Busters".

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snowneo 16

I am surprised so many people jump to conclusions on this one. We don't know how long the couple has been living there and could very well be old condoms from a previous homeowner that caused it. I would like to know all the facts before saying she is cheating or not.

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4evralonealex 14

Might have been there from before you got there....

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The_ghetto_mango 25

Cheating *****. Or maybe your son or daughter did it.

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jbuckets_404 38

Since there's no time limit as to how late an FML can be submitted after an event, it could be that OP waited until all other possible sources of the floating condoms besides his wife's cheating on him had been ruled out before he posted this.... :-(

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