By Ohgodmother - / Friday 28 February 2014 09:06 / Australia - Hobart
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  falconjade  |  19

Was his mother drunk?

  thatnucca  |  36

Your mother's friend was trying to keep abreast with your rapid physical development I see...

  toaster123  |  11

no, breast is breast.

  VectorFields  |  9

I'm a tall guy ... Makes me worry about my past with my mom. ._.

  parism143  |  28

#35 I know guys that are 6'2 in 9th grade. You're not so special.

  jkmartinjk  |  16

^He didn't say he was special for being 6'2, he's saying that he still has potential to grow even without ever having breast milk. But good on ya' for lowering his self esteem. Everyone needs that every once in awhile.

  syki  |  22

Just saw you're from out-of-country. Lest I confuse you with the whimsical ways of English spelling, the word is 'legendary.' I was making a pun. :P

  rg350dx  |  29

Oh my god...You guys are being so...so NICE to each other. I-I don't know how to process this. I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE INTERNET! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

  syki  |  22

@34 Oh, sorry, I'd forgotten. @37 Erm, you—DARN YOU! Stinking foreigners, not getting my English-based joke the first time! And using 'e' instead of 'a' (which is a common mistake even among native speakers)! And—and speaking a language I don't despite having barely even mentioning it in front of me! LEARN ENGLISH! @34 Is that better? :D


Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

By wtfson / Monday 13 December 2010 07:35 /

Today, I was babysitting two brothers, 3 and 5. As I was getting the youngest ready to go outside, the older boy, threw open the door, shucked his clothing, and ran off into the woods. I had to carry the 3-year-old as I ran my asthmatic ass after him. FML

By K_nightlight - / Thursday 15 September 2016 00:20 / United States - River Falls
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