By igiveup - 21/06/2012 18:19 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
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enchi999 8

Should've asked him to repeat himself

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tatsmcgrath 4

Why would your dad even say that? That makes things akward!

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gracehi 31

If only you could dump your Dad. :/

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zachherbert 10

"Dad, I don't think things are working out.. Maybe we should see new people."

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drumrgonewild 2

Slam piece?? O....k u dont hear that.... I wonder why.....

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rems109 5

Explain the situation to her and maybe she'll understand. Also if she's already your girl, she should know that she's not just a hookup buddy.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

You made some fair points, but then again, do you really think OP's girlfriend would believe him? I'd be pretty upset if my boyfriend referred to me as a piece of meat (without actually knowing the full story).

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rems109 5

Well I'd be mad, but I'd give him a chance to explain it bc if she's already his gf, then obviously she's not just a **** buddy lol

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2ndSucks 15

Never blindly agree with something your parents say. It just can't turn out well.

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twofirstnames 12

I don't think people would like to be referred to as a 'slam piece'. If you're calling someone that, then that kinda makes you look a bastard..

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lajaynay 15

Damn Dan. I feel bad for you and your girl friend. Especially if your dad first says that when he meets your girlfriend. I hope he's not always like that.

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telli164 30

#27, way to kick a man while he's down!

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solosohigh 15

unless you are usually just as disrespectful (accidental or not) I might say you deserve it. otherwise, it was clearly an honest mistake and she needs to lighten up a little!

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onelove858 5

You should is said that it's your and your dads inside joke.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

61, they spelled "should" right on both occasions.

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DomDomxoxo 16

79: "There, that make it a little better" is not correct. If you write "There, that should make it a little better" or "There, that makes it a little better" it makes more sense.

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onelove858 5

Damn. No more speed typing for me.

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hqbrat 8

Your a little slow to be in the fast lane, don't ya think? :)

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