Love: Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the 8th grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By lonelyguy - 28/11/2009 03:02 - Puerto Rico

Today, I invited my crush to come and spend Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

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PSA: Don't be this guy

By Ih8ungratefulb - 23/04/2023 00:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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Cheesy

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML

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HeyitsPheddy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:31

She probably knows you like her and doesn't like you back. So, instead of being a bitch and rejecting you, she kept you as a friend. It definitely could have been worse, buddy.

bexox 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:34

I love how every one bitches about rejection. What is someone supposed to do if they're not attracted to you? Say yes and pity date you? Get into a relationship so you dont get your feelings hurt and inevitably treat you like shit? Yeah it sucks, but I hate peoples' attitude about it.

Comments

Chaith 16

Friday 26 June 2009 2:36

More like your life is SAVED. What the **** were thinking?

UrRightFML 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:36

Sometimes friendship zones suck, other times its good. To be able to go to someone for advice on relationship problems and for someone to help you when your next girlfriend starts messing with ur head ur Best friend will allways be there to help you Like you said, she was the 1 who made the toast, not u so u no you mean more to more then most if not ever other guy.

mexicansweetie48 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:37

ouch the friend zone... that sucks..fyl. did you try saying it afterwards?

afj67 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:37

yeah, she probably knows how you feel, but values your friendship enough to save you from a very awkward scene... talk about it in private if you still want to tell her.

stephanietong 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:38

Aww ; :/ That probably would put you in an awkward position if you were to tell your feelings.

grocky 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:38

Ha, I just saw this in moderation. =) I accepted it. FYL.

testing_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:46

Why do people feel the need to post these stupid "I pulled this one out of moderation" comments?

idontgiveone 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:35

lol ikr.

aback 4

Friday 26 June 2009 2:42

She saw it coming and cut you off at the pass.

NigNogIke 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:47

lol #7 at op: so? tell her anyway

richarosky 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 16:37

**** monkey

testing_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:55

You've "loved" her for "years"? Grow up. You were never even together! You had a crush on her which you were (and continue to be) too cowardly to reveal, maybe. YDI.

WIDRR 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:09

Agreed, there are so many fmls where people say they "loved" blah blah blah yet they havn't ever been on a date with them/ met them 3 weeks ago. Its called a crush people.