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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

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By charapos - 06/02/2022 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

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Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML

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wexou3 3

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)

boopityboppity 11

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.

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currychicken 4

Friday 22 January 2010 5:19

first!!

MyKillz 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:22

Mmm, nutella good! Me hungry

Cupcaken 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:26

NUTELLAAAA!!

justmyluck1212 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:37

Omg I hope the Nutella's okay!!!!!

Kiara41 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:41

Where I'm from, Nutella is famous for having these HUGE glass jars. I can see someone breaking a finger from it, but a wrist? I'm not sure.

oooooh_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:49

BelaLugosisdead 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:18

Well, I've seen gallon sized containers of Nutella. But I doubt the OP would have one of those in an upper cabinet. But they do hurt like a bitch when they fall on you, but you must have some weak bones then if one broke your wrist. O_o

alkos 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:19

ouch.

tedwin223 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:21

wow I need to buy that

erjaguam 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:27

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