Miscellaneous: Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after... - FML

By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML

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By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML

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By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

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By charapos - 06/02/2022 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

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By cheeseless - 11/08/2016 20:47 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML

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wexou3 3

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)

boopityboppity 11

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.

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him51772 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:43

fail a little harder next time OP.....

unknown_93 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:47

Hey #59 maybe if you checked the place where the fml came from you would see that it is in France...... what was that you were saying about glass jars in France?

turdburgers 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:23

other posters have remarked that when an OP doesn't enter a location, Nord-Pas-de-Calais is set as the default. Assuming that's true, we have no clue if they really are from there. I was saying they were made of glass? What's your point?

kmgentil 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:53

well, why is a french guy speaking english lolololol jkjkjkjk i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

DaleksAreEpic 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:00

What a fantastically epic FAIL.

ensemble_coeur 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:03

your bones must be made of glass, too

Miss_004 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:29

Ouch. FYL. But why are ppl so dumb and say you deserve it for having Nutella?

deathcab7 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:38

hehee i love nutella (: best stufff everr. but sorry to hear about it falling on you. quite trajic i must say...

duke54life 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:41

yeah that's great.

wierdo16 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:45

lmfao thats why you should've asked why or who's going lmfao

isitofficial_ 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:13

Teehee, its the nutella that matters, not the OP xD

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