Health: Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By jack the ripped - 30/04/2016 04:38 - United States

Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML

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By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Monday 17 January 2011 23:26

You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.

xStarKillerx 4

Monday 17 January 2011 23:39

These tables... they plot these things....

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johannson_31 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:04

fail blog

sum1two 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 17:24

How does that make your life terrible?? think about the children that don't even have tables!!!

neo08061972 12

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:02

What did you learn???

pepelapew 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:59

doing lines?

_DowNTOThEFulL_ 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 18:27

I'll make sure I won't do that ^^

HannahGoose14 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:09

been there done that

robotiick 12

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:01

I liked at the fml

fredlax9 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:14

Broken nosee that sux. I got a broken nose. It feels like someone is hammering u on the nose!

Syynyyster 5

Wednesday 4 September 2013 22:27

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