Kids: Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists... - FML

By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 12:34 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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By Mak10 - 21/08/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By rs - 30/06/2012 18:36 - Egypt

Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 06:00

Today, my son is so rabid for Halloween this year that he decided to dress up early and do his own Incredible Hulk makeup. He used a green permanent marker he stole from school. It’s all over him from head to foot, and my carpet, sofa, bathtub, and even the cat. FML

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By dad - 28/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 05:40 - United States

Today, I took my 8 year-old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child, and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Monday 24 September 2012 19:01

Hulk smash !

olpally 32

Monday 24 September 2012 19:04

What's the capital of Thailand op? BANGKOK! Owned! Lol. :D

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GothickNihilist 15

Monday 24 September 2012 19:41

"Sheldon you can't bring the hulk hands"

Spectre529 12

Monday 24 September 2012 20:35

Well at least he is putting the gift to use! Besides he's practicing for the next avengers movie =}

delicious69 5

Monday 24 September 2012 20:41

Puny human! Hulk smash!!!!

WhoSaidThatIsh 13

Monday 24 September 2012 20:50

That's like getting a f%ck you for Christmas, buy more painful.

AndrewLinares 2

Monday 24 September 2012 20:51

How in the world is this FML? Like wow! It's more of a funny moment, not a "F My Life!" I mean are you dying? Are you scarred for life? No! Some people just use this way TOO much! Just like swag! -___-

Austyn57 1

Monday 24 September 2012 20:52

ha ha dam dat sucks you should have bought thors hamer to and nailed his has lol

DontThumbMeDown 8

Monday 24 September 2012 21:12

Please stay in school.

court_f 8

Monday 24 September 2012 21:06

Time for you to go get your own pair of hulk fists and duke it out!! Lol

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 24 September 2012 21:11

Be grateful! Nuts are hard to crack! Now you get to enjoy their delicious goodness! Oh wait... Nevermind.

orebes 3

Monday 24 September 2012 21:21

Well, what did you expect?

fernclogger 5

Monday 24 September 2012 21:30

*get

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