Love: Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with...

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 872

You deserved it 8 691

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 837

You deserved it 8 137

By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 328

You deserved it 3 864

By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 922

You deserved it 4 829

By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 158

You deserved it 3 464

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 845

You deserved it 6 596

By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 762

You deserved it 13 358

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 455

You deserved it 4 662

By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 483

You deserved it 6 265

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 731

You deserved it 3 615

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 664

You deserved it 31 431

MagneticGuitar 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:03

Cancel the contract!

Synedge 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:03

Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!

Comments

sheils_INVISIBLE 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:28

be an indian-giver and take it back.

kellster 2

Monday 8 June 2009 21:31

YDI for trying to buy her loyalty. Just cancel the contract.

rosiegrewup 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:37

Meet up to "talk" and steal the phone back. Don't let that bitch get away with it. Also #103 - you are a sad human being if you think that generosity is purely selfish. Some people are just kind.

skarface97 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:40

i would cancel her contract, then call her and say "you better give me my phone back because I'm not afraid to Chris Brown a bitch!

ohhhsnaaap 0

Monday 8 June 2009 22:07

#96- sorry to be an English "grammer" Nazi, but it's g-r-a-m-m-a-r ...spell check? Andd I hate when people do this OP, you deserve better. save the iphone for a nice girl lol

karikooki 0

Monday 8 June 2009 22:17

That ungrateful little bitch didn't deserve that! U should make her give it back to u >:(

Avenging_Angel 0

Monday 8 June 2009 22:18

Steal it back!!

Darth_Taco 14

Monday 8 June 2009 22:21

She better have returned the phone! Ungrateful bitch. She shouldn't have accepted the gift if she was going to leave you. Cancel that contract! Try to sue her for the phone back!

shortandloud 0

Monday 8 June 2009 22:32

dude. get that phone back. she doesn't deserve anything. If she was going to break up with you she should have refused the phone and used that as an opportunity to talk. cancel the contract, get the phone back, find someone better.