Love: Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook...

By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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You deserved it 17 734

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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You deserved it 37 009

By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 5 764

By me - 07/03/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML

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You deserved it 3 894

Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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You deserved it 18 766

Shady

By NotFamily - 22/03/2021 19:59

Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML

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You deserved it 103

Ant life

By LIFT - 23/07/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML

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You deserved it 571

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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You deserved it 2 784

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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You deserved it 5 380

jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:51

and you're with him because?

saviisneat 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:00

he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow

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XanimalloverX 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:18

Dump his ass. He is obviously trying to control everything in your life and everything you say and do. Dump him before it turns into physical abuse

Jaguaress 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:23

Dump him. It will only get worse. I speak from experience. My ex-fiance started out nice and got more controlling as the years went on. I allowed it because I didn't know any better and I thought it meant he cared. He ended up becoming physically abusive to me and messed up my inner ear by hitting me in the head too hard. Don't be a statistic. Leave him now. You deserve better. Anyone who snoops like that, then has the low sel-esteem to not let you have your male friends - even your family! - is bad news and should be left in the dust.

Sparkiee93 3

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:31

You should break up with him for a girl.

nessalujin 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:03

But you waste your time whining on FML instead of dumping him or talking to him about it. Such stupid FML's are making their ways through moderation and it's so annoying.

xbreberryx 5

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:10

fyi im not single and im not a virgin. stop talking about urself

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:00

But you are an idiot. Single and virgin could've been changed. I have a feeling the idiocy is permanent.

angrynegro7 16

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:50

Jesus Christ, you sound like you're in kindergarden! Grow the **** up, already!

FMyLifeCereal 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:17

Smart guy. Since she's from Arkansas the males in her family are fair game.

angrygood 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:20

@12 and 130... it doesn't matter if u have spelling or grammer mistakes, your comment (s) are either way very stupid.

rosiegrewup 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:43

You deserve it for being such a pussy that you apologised to him for that; which is why I doubt you'll follow the advice to GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE as soon as possible. This behaviour is an early warning sign for spousal abuse. Don't fall into that trap.

comedychick 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:58

uum yea dump his ass that's freakin some creepy shit, too desperate and just omg SCARY slap him too, just so you can get him off your back, guys HATE it, :) I've never slapped 'em before tho..