Miscellaneous: Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one...

By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30

Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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By FailingMyCourse - 07/02/2016 03:36 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

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By Roll Tide of Tears - 17/01/2016 03:28 - United States

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

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mexicanmike 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:27

You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.

AlexZB 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:11

lucky kid

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joy1523 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:55

people need to relaaaxxxxxxx. this is hilarious.

st87 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:28

reminds me of south park: teacher bangs a boy.

nomo_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:07

A 17 year old got into a club? Also: Statutory.

FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:54

YDI

goldenferret 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:37

Age of consent for a person under age 24 is 16. Meaning, a person who is 23 can legally have sex with a 16 year old as long as the latter is consenting. That's the law in Florida, ergo, the OP did nothing wrong.

BaiRen 0

Friday 18 September 2009 4:49

Not so fast # 148. There are many juniors in high school who are 15 or younger. Also there are many seniors in college over 24. So I am going to assume statutory rape until proven otherwise because it is so much funnier.

LOLgasmic123 9

Friday 18 September 2009 7:20

shame on u.....u cradle snatcher

doorbellgirl 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 8:02

Did I hear someone say pedophile

Camer0ne 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 11:31

I don't see how this is an FML; the OP is obviously getting a degree in spreading her legs and she applied her education to real world situations. She should be rejoicing!