Love: Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden....

By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By Romantic - 15/01/2010 08:33 - United States

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Headless - 29/05/2015 13:04 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

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By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2012 02:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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bengermin 5

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:59

Pow!! Right in the kisser!

DrDilllonReese 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:58

Aweee, how sweet!

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Stoneyyay 5

Friday 14 October 2011 7:46

hahahahahahaha sounds like my household XD

lollipop77_fml 6

Friday 14 October 2011 8:03

It could've been worse, that could've been shaving foam instead of cream!

fuckinehthatsuck 0

Friday 14 October 2011 8:13

He had better have taped it, and better yet.... Post it on youtube. Your boyfriend is full of win.

kindlystfupls 0

Friday 14 October 2011 11:15

Lol that is hilarious. My fiancé did that and I'd be on the floor laughing so hard while plotting how to get back at him!

mrpipp 0

Friday 14 October 2011 13:02

PWNED

RogueJedi14 1

Friday 14 October 2011 16:17

Wow what a dick

bumpinthenight 10

Friday 14 October 2011 17:36

Hahahaha your boyfriend is awesome! :D

Daralea 21

Friday 14 October 2011 19:30

errr....at least it wasn't shaving cream I guess.

ThatOneCanadian 0

Friday 14 October 2011 22:10

youve obviously never worked for every1luvsboners

PinkFun1969 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:42

I would have them killed or at least cut a finger or two off. ?

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