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By Sadface - / Sunday 6 December 2009 17:34 / United States
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Why would you even lie about that? I don't understand parents that worry more about looking cool to their kids rather than being a good role model to them.

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I partially agree with 13 here, actually. I mean in that why the fuck do people get so boohoo about waiting for it? Unless this guy was a massive loser and it was pity-kiss and pity-lay. Jesus man you were still young. Not like you were in your 80s and finally got some. Or would you rather your 15-year-old son be banging a couple girls by now? (not saying a kiss leads to that, but the man mentioned getting laid)

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I partially agree with #13, too. Honestly though, who cares? It's sad that you think it matters that much and that you're ashamed. Main point, don't lie to your kids. That's pathetic.

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I totally agree with #13. Why would you give it up to someone you're just going to end up hating after you break up? Stupidddd.

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new FML: today i told my mom about my first kiss. she then proceded to tell me about hers and all the partying she did when she was in college. FML

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I agree with #3...why would you lie to your kid about that, I mean who is he going to tell that really cares? or why would he want to tell anyone? that would be one awkward subject...

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Especially because he might see your fake stories as inspiration to come up with some himself. And maybe one-up you.

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Heh, yeah, the kid opened up to his dad and all his dad could think about was one-upping him! And he had to lie to do it!

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Why would you even lie about that? I don't understand parents that worry more about looking cool to their kids rather than being a good role model to them.

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Me too!! Why on earth would you lie to your kud anyway? About anything? If you cannot have a trustworthy relationship and be loved just as you are by your own kid, how can you ever have a real relationship with anyone.

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i think the main issue is that in todays society being how it is it's an insult to be a virgin and even more of an insult to be kissless. Also OP most likely wasn't a role model, he probably wasn't kissed/laid because he couldn't get any, not because of moral/religious beliefs.

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i think the point is that the dad wasn't consciously WAITING to get kissed and laid...it just didn't happen.

Ooo dad now you've set him up to think that he has to do all sorts of wild things. He will make someone a GREAT husband now, with that kind of mentality. You idiot - you deserve it for lying and glamorizing stupid irresponsible behavior.

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erm, no they don't. some do wait, some do not we can't actually make assumptions about this because we can't possible know for sure.

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I wouldn't say most wait, but I'm sure there are many more then we think that do wait that long. But most people give it up early either because of peer pressure or they just feel the time is right.

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Well it's thought that most people wait, I didn't, so I'm not downgrading those that don't or anything. My main point was that the OP shouldn't be ashamed of when it happened

Well I'd call that parenting fail, trying to impress your fucking 15 year old when you should be teaching him some morals.

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Emperor_Jim, welcome to the internets. If we were all mature adults, we wouldn't be here. So don't go saying that everyone following a linguistic trend is "childish and stupid," kay? Makes you sound like a snob who pretends he's more mature than everyone around him, but isn't. You're not fooling anyone, dearie.

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