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yeah this was no fml. I found it clever and hilarious! haha but what did you do? does anyone else notice that most if the fml's leave you hanging? I always want to know what happens next! :/
I ment to put thumbs up not down.
kinda ironic that when I looked at the total number of people that agreed to "your life sucks" the total number was 609. xD
when does he goes for his drivers license. ydi for going out with a kid from high school.
you should of done it and than "accidently" bit it haha
What a pig. Did he even offer you anything in return other than the opportunity to give him pleasure? Giving you the choice of where is not enough. Some guys think we're just waiting for the opportunity to suck them when it's really boring and gross. What fun! I get to have muscle cramps from being in an awkward, uncomfortable postion so I can get dry mouth and practically choke from sucking away on something that has had urine in it. If I'm lucky I won't get a fart near my face and when I finally get the work done, and I do mean "work," I get a blank look if I want something in return, since apparently I was supposed to pretend doing that WAS my entire pleasure. If I do get something, it's given with resentment and/or resignation, but I am expected to be bouncing with joy doing my part. Treats!
It is also entirely possible the bf was kidding a bit and had every intention of returning the favour...
How is expecting a 50-50 split "punishing" a guy? Guys do not realize that sucking a dick is NOT like sucking a lollipop; it's not fun. It's disgusting and uncomfortable and triggers the gag reflex so we are choking back our own vomit while trying not to break stride. It's misery. I do not know one single woman who enjoys doing this. When you get nothing in return, it becomes just another chore. The difference is that this is a chore we are expected to pretend to love doing. My point, which you missed, is that pleasuring one's partner in such a foul way would be more bearable if there was something in it for us other than the self-triumph that we once again managed to achieve your fulfullment without barfing and Thank God It's Over. How 'bout a little something for us?
I don't know what's the matter with you fellas, I think it's the funnest thing ever. I like it as much a sex, sometimes more, because it's easier, more concealable if someone interupts, requires less work, less cleanup, and can't make babies even if you don't use a condom. And I somehow twistedly find it romantic too.
Feminazism at its best. You should become a carpet muncher with that shitty attitude. No normal guy will turn down returning the favor, unless you have a blue waffle, dumbass.
Excellent attitude!! you're a good woman!!
Bankrupt - You are making assumptions about this FML. It is true that we don't know what the bf had in mind afterwards, but we don't know he wasn't going to give anything back for it. Also, you are making the assumption the OP is like you, she might like giving.
What happened to 'your partner's pleasure is your pleasure'? I don't know bout some other chicks, but knowing my partner will get pleasure from what I'm doing is arousing. Sounds like you had some bad experiences, bankrupt, I'm sorry. OP's FML is that she obviously doesn't consider giving head to be the most romantic (yes, she probably should have come straight out and said what she wanted). Maybe she finds it to be a chore, maybe she wanted something less sexual, that leads to something more sexual (like cuddling, kissing, scenic drive etc, which is generally considered romantic)
for F***'s sake bankrupt. Such constant negativity from you. Eat some doughnuts so you won't be so bitter. OP - May I copyright that? It sounds like a cool title for a song
Bankrupt, all the women you know are lame. Sure, giving head has all those lovely "perks" (
bankrupt-you sound like have some major issues with men that you need to get resolved. I love giving head and knowing that I am satisfying my man. not everything in life is 50/50 so get over yourself and go please your man and when you start doing that you might find he will please you in return. until you can do that you will never have a long lasting successful relationship.
ha ha that's so funny time you put a ring on it ? wonder where you will be going for your honeymoon
nicely done op's boyfriend!
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what? that's romantic
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