Miscellaneous: Today, I arrived at work at 8, and business was abnormally slow,...

By Charlotte - 28/09/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I arrived at work at 8, and business was abnormally slow, but we assumed it would pick up. Few hours later, we had not had a single customer. As I walk out of the restaurant, I realize the open sign has been off all day. FML

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Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

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Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

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By Jjh99q - 03/10/2017 22:30 - United States

Today, I stayed until 11 PM washing, wiping, and mopping up the entire restaurant. I forgot to clock in. FML

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Quinnjamin 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:08

Was the cashier out running "those errands"?

WonderBlunder 0

Monday 28 September 2009 13:44

Not a single customer?? I bet your restaurant sucks. Usually people will try their luck even if the "open" sign is not on during normal business hour.. And don't you have regular customers??

Comments

mit123 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:07

why didn't squidward see it while he was running his errands?

NamelessNeko 13

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:31

Totally done that before. I still forget to turn on the lights (including the sign) at night some days until it's been dark out for an hour or two. :(

nazrew 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:46

FAKE FAKE FAKE spongebob should sue your lying ass

KelMarCos 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:36

Fake. Most customers just ignore open & closed signs anyway. Especially if they live nearby and know the regular hours.

DwightSchruteARM 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:36

I'm glad I'm not the only one who realized that this fml is exactly like the episode of SpongeBob! haha

JessiGoose 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:17

SPONGEBOB DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

dillychick 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 7:41

well threre's ur problem! idiot...

TotallyAwesome 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 19:35

That doesn't suck if you don't own the place.

xlifeissweetx118 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:14

I immediately thought of Spongebob too! haha i think everyone else who noticed that needs to go to mylifeisaverage.com instead:) you guys belong more there hahaha