Animals: Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog...

By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML

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By doggone - 14/07/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:57

No idea what size that dog was, but regardless, you should have had him/her on a leash. YDI. :/

PureGold 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:59

Awww!! You should really have put it on a leash, shelter dogs can be crazy at first lol. Are you positive you'll never be able to find him? :(

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icatchrugs 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:16

should have just picked up a hooker, they do pretty much the same thing

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 13 January 2012 4:04

What kind of dog was it? If it was a small dog, why didn't you just pick it up? Either way, why didn't you have a leash?

nova2rocks 2

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:10

lol, a shit and run amirite?

L1wolf 6

Friday 7 December 2012 5:19

He is chiped you can still find him

worldclassrager 39

Monday 10 February 2014 20:32

He's not used to you yet...and it looks like he won't be...hope you can find him...

FlamingColor 30

Saturday 8 March 2014 20:23

Did you get the dog back?

cwl727 32

Thursday 20 March 2014 1:07

Did you get him back?????

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 November 2014 3:01

Did you at least find him?

Nicki90 5

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:51

Yea totally your fault. The dog is probably better off now so he won't have an incompetent owner!

shotgun_girl 17

Monday 26 October 2015 18:27

Leashes... Invented for a reason...

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