Love: Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me.... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

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Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 23:01

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:59

I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:00

awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it

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Jasminee254 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:13

:) jusssst wait till she's 18.

IIIXIII 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:13

thinking about this enough to post it online...thinking about a 5 y.o. all day huh? yeah...did you tell yourself "in 13 years blah blah blah..."

taytoc 10

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:15

get some

Bams430 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:18

Pedofile!!!!!!

daisyloo 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:18

That's embarassing....sorry FYL! :/

Bruno_Mars_Fan 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:20

I don't see how he deserved this? /:

Acaprice14 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:20

well you still have hope if you're at most 25. in 13 years you will be 38 and she'll be 18...20 years younger, but hey, better than Michael Douglas.

LovelyLady5 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:32

your profile pic is interesting...?

bitchslapped22 14

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:20

How would you know that no one has ever had a crush on you? Crushes don't walk up to you and tell you they like you, unless they ask you out. I know I haven't asked out every single one of my crushes.

mello111 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:21

ohhhh that's sucks!! but you got a lil kid who's gotta crush on your

missjet 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:23

in13 years u can have her

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