Love: Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me....

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 12:00

Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

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By Marea90h - 23/06/2023 22:00

Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML

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By bob - 18/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 23:01

Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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Sunday 19 June 2011 1:59

I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:00

awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it

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ABbaby 10

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:27

That's probably not the first time its happened in your life, just the first time you've KNOWN....

Person1233 12

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:28

If there's grass on the field, play ball. You should plant some grass seed, OP. ^ Most disturbing comment I have written to this date.

Egnar 19

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:48

It was disturbing until the "plant grass seed" part which turned it from a creepy pedobearesque comment to a gardening comment.

Hope2218 11

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:35

It's sweet :) how's that an fml?

ThaBeasty01 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:36

Anyone here from Austin Texas Untied states :D

mikede420 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:36

wow what a pervert. what a loser.

The_Commentor_ 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:38

At least she has good taste.

Mekeritrig 15

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:45

I didn't know 5 year olds can have crushes.

YourDone6 8

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:46

get it in

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:50

There could be somene else and older but you just don't know about it yet.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:51

You probably have a girl your age who likes you. She may be just too shy to show it.

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