By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

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Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
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AliceC_fml 3

Well maybe he didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was nervous and a little intimidated that his gf is confident enough to strip down in front of him.

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CitizenSnipz 0

"Now, Bones, shake out your hair, take off your glasses, and say, "Do you know the price for an overdue book, Mr. Booth?" FML, btw

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Laxloverr24 0

go give the guy in the other fml that didn't get any birthday wishes except for from gilette a lapdance.

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veshadoll 0

-haha at 33; but my boyfriend laugh at me all the time trying to be sexy; he thinks im already sexy; so that might be the case;

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Punkartmama 0

Not every guy likes stuff like that. Hard to believe, but it's true.

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Ninjaface 0

Sounds like somebody didn't get to press his leaf between your pages.

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GETOVERIT2039 0

Hmmm. You know some people say laughter is a way of expressing enjoyment.

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