By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

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Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
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AliceC_fml 3

Well maybe he didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was nervous and a little intimidated that his gf is confident enough to strip down in front of him.

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namhowell 6

Why are we so sure he didn't appriiate it. I'm sure he was not busting out laughing, ortherwise the OP would have said so. I agree he laughed cause he might not have known what else to do. Teach him to talk dirty if that's what you want. I need to know more before I can give you a FML, but you certainly didn't deserve it.

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d119 0

lol he probably thought it was cute ;P.

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razorp 0

he was nervous duh, I've laughed when my gf was being sexy before, he just didn't know what to do

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tjmike 0

I would be raised to attention if my girlfriend did that for me.

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yes_im_hater 0

well your not good enough try making him a sammich first

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BadPinkKitty07 0

you probably reminded him that he's got a few books overdue at the library. and he's a guy, so nothing turns him off more than the thought of having to spend money on educational things. ;)

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Sweny 0

Heck i was laughing the first time i got laid :-P she didnt seem to care tho..

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