By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

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Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
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AliceC_fml 3

Well maybe he didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was nervous and a little intimidated that his gf is confident enough to strip down in front of him.

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isabelle99_fml 0

give him a lap dance then screw him.

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ico2 2

I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty funny. I would have lolled

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wintamint101 7

how can a librarians outfit even be naughty?

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88sforlife 0

No One Cares That Your First **** Nut

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emmkayypea 4

I would laugh too. Sexy librarian? ha!

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TheOtherMakona 0

Break up with him. He doesn't deserve you.

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aquaman95 7

the laugh was a nervous one promise

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sugarbear0727 19

My boyfriend laughs at me when I try to do sexy things. It just becomes part of it. I always laugh when he talks dirty to me. Its just something we find funny and we work around it. (:

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DontGuessMyName 5

How is that such a terrible thing? Well, ok, how did he laugh? If he just thought it was kind of funny, then he's still appreciating it. Girls laugh at crazy things guys do and we don't take it personally.

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