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By 2classicNot2 - 09/04/2011 07:52 - United States

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By wiseoldone - 03/02/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By Awkward Jeff - 26/05/2019 12:30

Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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Bent out of shape

By Illektra - 18/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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JHC88 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:39

oh, my! haha, sorry OP, I giggled a lot at this.

victorioustunnel 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:42

maybe the bar was dimly lit too? :S haha

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rawrchikarawr 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:22

Pwned (;

ovechkinisbeast 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:28

how the **** do you not notice this?

ravenxcorvinus 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:54

LOL!!

Erindub 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:17

That freakin sucks but hopefully since the bar may have also been dimly lit no one else noticed. Yeah just keep telling yourself that!

izzey 1

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:36

you are amazing for this :)

varkey 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:22

you're an idiot for using the lip gloss... at least check you moron YDI why pencil your eyebrows anyway?

ergo_fml 13

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:42

LOL! You fail.

MuffyStJacques 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:49

Exactly why you should leave your eyebrows alone.

evildemonchild 18

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:50

your bright >.> no one told u? 0.o ?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 9 April 2011 23:12

You're* How ironic.

evildemonchild 18

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:18

thank you for correcting me *rolls eyes*

JinSaysNever_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 23:05

hha

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