Kids: Today, faced with the problem of my children fighting over which... - FML

By Nelga - 03/04/2016 04:37 - Islamic Republic of Iran - Gostar

Today, faced with the problem of my children fighting over which one of them was going to sit in the middle in the car’s back seat, I suggested that they take turns. Now, they’re fighting about who got to sit there the longest. FML

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Tripartita 44

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:42

I faced a similar problem with my nonexistent children. The trick was to play polka music and work out a sort of musical chairs system whereby every 16 bars, they'd swap seats. If you get good enough at veering crazily all over the road, you can sometimes shuffle their positions yourself.

RememberSchlitz 9

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:59

Lovers gonna love, haters gonna hate, children gonna argue with each other over insignificant crap as a means of asserting dominance.

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Eleora 19

Thursday 9 June 2016 4:13

Being someone that can speak from experience (3 brothers, 2 sisters), this is very accurate. Lol

korylabauve 7

Thursday 9 June 2016 14:53

thankfully, corporal punishment is still legal in Texas and we don't deal with this shit if you love your kids and want them to grow up decent and respectable and not wanting everything handed to them on a silver platter.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 13 June 2016 17:29

If you argue then you both lose out - neither of them sits there until they can agree a fair division.

Konarika 11

Monday 23 January 2017 23:50

My sisters and I always fought about who DIDN'T have to sit in the middle...

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