Kids: Today, faced with the problem of my children fighting over which... - FML

By Nelga - 03/04/2016 04:37 - Islamic Republic of Iran - Gostar

Today, faced with the problem of my children fighting over which one of them was going to sit in the middle in the car’s back seat, I suggested that they take turns. Now, they’re fighting about who got to sit there the longest. FML

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Tripartita 44

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:42

I faced a similar problem with my nonexistent children. The trick was to play polka music and work out a sort of musical chairs system whereby every 16 bars, they'd swap seats. If you get good enough at veering crazily all over the road, you can sometimes shuffle their positions yourself.

RememberSchlitz 9

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:59

Lovers gonna love, haters gonna hate, children gonna argue with each other over insignificant crap as a means of asserting dominance.

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mrBearBear 11

Wednesday 8 June 2016 20:12

Kids fight over insignificant things. This is one of those times where YOU MAKE THE RULES. Tell them how long they get to sit there and when to trade off and if one of them have a problem with that system then they don't get to sit there at all.

metalcrazed 21

Wednesday 8 June 2016 21:09

Well,you're muslim so of course they are terrible little assholes. All your fault really.

amsterdamgirl 20

Wednesday 8 June 2016 21:44

wow! what an asshole you are.

LexiD19 26

Wednesday 8 June 2016 21:21

Being the youngest child of 3, I would always dread sitting in the middle during trips when I was a child.

UserDoesExist 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 22:15

lol I had a similar problem with my niece and nephew 2 yrs ago. They were complaining on which one was going to sit in the front seat and I told them "relax, you guys act like you're going to be sitting front row on a carnival ride, we're only going to walmart" lol

Estelle101_fml 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 22:42

Wow...that was the opposite issue for my siblings and I. My parents eventually made my younger sibling sit in the middle because he was the smallest.

interesting33 36

Wednesday 8 June 2016 22:57

Who wants to sit in the middle?? Squished, less bum space, more elbows? No thanks!

jojochirsty 3

Wednesday 8 June 2016 23:32

Pull over and kick them out of the car

Nvsmith 6

Thursday 9 June 2016 0:36

I CALL THE HUMP...Brian Regan anyone

obewonstrangeone 18

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:30

didn't work for me either

BelAmi638309 2

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:59

make it to where neither of them can sit in the middle

Lunchy306 8

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:57

you should know better as a parent

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