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Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML

By Neversleepingthereagain - / Thursday 28 February 2013 19:00 / United States - Manchester
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By  James64138  |  26

Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.

By  MarisaCB  |  16

Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-

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By  MarisaCB  |  16

Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-

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#1 - Cause she's an idiot with awful taste in music. #4 - "In *A* doorway." Actually reading the FML helps.

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  OhDearBetrayal  |  25

10- She could not be interested in their music but on their personalities. I like 1D but I have never listened to more than four songs by them, all less than three times. I like how they are silly and how they act like little girls at times. Does that mean I have bad taste in music? No, it means that I like my feminine boys.

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  wallandpiece  |  16

Maybe she just likes One Direction. You people are all so quick to judge. "An idiot with awful music taste". What the fuck does that even mean? How can you be an idiot for liking a type of music? If anyone's an idiot it's you for thinking that.

By  James64138  |  26

Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.

By  samcro3  |  8

One direction is scary as fuck.

By  NothernNightmare  |  18

Feel free to piss directly on the cutout.

By  karlcolt45  |  18

bad music is horrifying!

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  JessStyles  |  12

HOW DARE YOU! Can you even sing or play instrument?

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:( Just because you don't like one direction, doesn't mean that you should insult them.

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  andyyroxx  |  20

68- I play eight instruments, have recorded three EP's, finished an RCM exam, performed gigs several times, although I want to be a doctor. I learned to appreciate all kinds of music, but if they're in this to be musicians and musicians only, they need to step it up. They aren't as talented as the hype makes them look - sure, good lucking British boys catch the eye, but not much the ears.

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  iloveCS8  |  11

I don't think anyone has the right to decide what is bad music and what is not. If you like what you hear then listen to it, i don't understand why people have to make others feel bad about the music they enjoy

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  iloveCS8  |  11

Ps. Just to Make it clear i'm not saying that you can't not like 1D, if you don't like them then that's perfectly fine but don't make someone who does feel bad about it just because it is not ur choice of music

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  Ziggy122  |  15

I'm guessing you're one of those delusional psychos who thinks Harry Styles has eyes for you, and only you, right? Well, good luck with that. You're going to have to compete with millions of other delusional little girls for his affection.

By  zandalee  |  19

My daughters room is smothered in One Direction. I no longer visit that part of the house. *shudder*

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  supportcommand  |  17

49- I just wanted her to piss her pants. I said nothing about getting or delivering a golden shower. I believe you are the one with the fantasy. Which is fine, I don't judge.

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my boyfriend and one of his friends came to visit one weekend, my boyfriend knew about the posters so we decided not to tell his friend, Chris (his friend) walked in, looked at the wall for a minute and was so creeped out, he didn't know what to say :P

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  perdix  |  29

#14, if your roommate slays you and hides your body, she can bring Owl City featuring Carly Rae Jepsen and Psy. If you see either of those flashes in the pan, run for your life!

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