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You're milking the joke for all it's worth now, Kyleekay, but it's udderly hilarious, good job! A very amoosing read.

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Considering OP lived to tell her tale, it's safe to assume any injuries she may have sustained weren't life threatening.

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#28, well, the boyfriend could have been gored to death for all we know. Some people's "I told you so" attitude is so strong, it supercedes death.

A set of bullhorns? Why does he need a set? I have only one bullhorn and I use it to walk around my neighborhood in the wee hours and tell everyone my political and theological views. After the security patrol tases me and confiscates it, I just yell. These people need the message!

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If you had a set...you could continue using the horn after the security patrol confiscates one...Her boyfriend is obviously the plan ahead type.

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Yes yes, it's not about having a bullhorn, it's about sending a message. -Joker would be proud of you.

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You never know... They could be getting it on, after all the fml says 2am so doesbt mean they are sleeping

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Agreed! Mounted animals and dolls are probably the creepiest things ever; I feel like their eyes follow me around the room.

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#31 - I personally prefer dolls to follow me around with their eyes over the alternative. Imagine how creepy it'd be to have a doll categorically avoid eye contact.

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