Miscellaneous: Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2012 15:44 - United States

Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Rude awakening

By oww - 15/11/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 7 November 2012 18:47

Feeling horny?

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 7 November 2012 20:16

Well done on the puns, everyone.

Comments

DoxIxHAVExTo 10

Wednesday 7 November 2012 22:53

FYL, OP. But at least now he might've learned his lesson. Sometimes you gotta let the kids touch the boiling water so they know not to touch it again. Okay, don't actually let your kids burns themselves because that's a dick move for a *parent* to do but you get what I'm saying...

samicna 4

Wednesday 7 November 2012 22:57

He was trying to kill you! Leave him

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 7 November 2012 23:17

OP's libido that evening?

Jimbox_fml 3

Wednesday 7 November 2012 23:28

Anyone else thinking of that quest in Oblivion?

glki 7

Wednesday 7 November 2012 23:40

A clock?

Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Wednesday 7 November 2012 23:52

I can just imagine that sounding like honky-nose clown sex to your neighbours :L Edit: oh damn it's about bullhorns not actual horns, ignore my comment! I'm sorry I ****** that right up haha