Animals: Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find,...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 16:00

Today, after barely sleeping all week, I tried some ASMR videos to help me fall asleep. Both my dogs and my husband are out cold, snoring so loud I can't even hear the ASMR. FML

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By Help - 01/02/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, my roommate's dogs dictate where I sleep. When my roommate doesn't work, I get to stay in my bedroom. When he does work, I have to go into the living room because they will bark at me simply because I exist until he comes back. I'm already an insomniac; loud dogs are a little overkill. FML

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By wide awake - 31/07/2020 14:01

Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML

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sallen0046 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 17:57

So you've surrounded yourself with animals you did not bother to train - that's your fault. As for the boyfriend, you've chosen to complain about the snoring instead of getting him to reposition or getting him checked out to see what's causing the snoring - again, your fault. Either buy some ear plugs or get used to the noise.

denvan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:06

Next time go buy ear plugs and you'll be set

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Focker218_fml 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 21:33

Kick the cats out and get some nose strips for the beau

Lisa89 3

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:37

Put your cats in a seperate room and buy them a scratch post. Get your boyfriend treated for his snoring or sleep in a different room to him for the time being. Allow your dogs inside and train them not to bark. Get some good quality earplugs. Sorted. You seem to not know how to look after your pets... cats need a scracth post for their claws for starters.

wednesdeyy 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:05

OKAY, OP IGNORE EVERYONE ELSES POSTS! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE. Take them all into the backyard and shoot them

AtrumMessor 1

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:37

Kill 'em all. Problem solved.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:27

50, I recommend killing them one at a time until the rest get the point.

bigmarkie2 3

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:22

I'd say declaw the cat, shock collar for the dog, and a pillow over your botfriends face? Just a suggestion XD

DriAA7 17

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:39

If only there was a contraption, like a plug to go into ones ear to cancel out noises such as these. Dumbass. You don't desrve sleep.

MrBobby_fml 7

Friday 29 April 2011 13:03

That's what you get for owning cats and dogs.... as to the boyfriend, it's your decision if he's worth it. Or you could just make him sleep in another room.