Miscellaneous: Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out.... - FML

By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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Bakarra 22

Sunday 19 August 2012 12:19

Sounds like the makings of a pretty scary nightmare...

SmileyKyliKins 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 12:21

Dangling.. Disturbing image.. You have a dazzling choice of words..

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terrykayez 6

Monday 20 August 2012 2:02

What, no one likes cougars here??

worldclassrager 39

Monday 20 August 2012 2:51

GGW! Grandmothers gone wild...doesn't roll of the tongue as well...

Austyn57 1

Monday 20 August 2012 2:57

do ur boos hang low do they wobble to and frow !!!!

manguy552 0

Monday 20 August 2012 3:56

I feel your pain bro.

theslyfox72 3

Monday 20 August 2012 5:06

I am so sorry for the unfortunate image you have seen

sweethang26 7

Monday 20 August 2012 6:08

Been there, done that! Just remember to wash your eyes out if you haven't already.

sisterjameela 7

Monday 20 August 2012 6:56

It's great that we're discussing vaginas and boobs in reference to OP's grandma. Lol I'm sure this is totally not adding to this horrific FML for him. Its inevitable for everyone in this world to see granny boobs or ****** at least once in a lifetime by accident. OP just got it out of the way sooner.

alchemist27 13

Monday 20 August 2012 7:27

You poor poor person

mrsmaglietta 6

Monday 20 August 2012 8:36

eww graphic

FalconSam1414 19

Monday 20 August 2012 17:34

OMG I was at a water park yesterday!!! Splish Splash on Long Island. My biggest fear is my bathing suit slipping down but that didn't happen, thank God lol

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