Love: Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that...

By Asdf649 - 19/05/2012 04:17 - Canada - Burlington

Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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Lies and slander

By wtf - 31/07/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By mavstrr1764847 - 27/06/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

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By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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Palirose 22

Saturday 19 May 2012 12:15

That's really messed up. But obviously he liked you enough to stay and marry you. :D so no worries op.

immaMonsta 8

Saturday 19 May 2012 12:22

Some relationships start out that way. You shouldn't focus on the negative though; you're obviously still together and he loves you, so that's got to count for something, right? Anyway, congratulations :)

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ahoovs6 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 0:53

That must suck. What did your husband say?

BritLass 15

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:54

That sucks but he obviously liked you enough to marry you! If that was a film, you'd be happy....

AlyJayHAHA 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 5:02

At least it turned out well C;

Zanquis 22

Sunday 20 May 2012 7:45

I dont see the FML in this? Either A) He is way out of your league but was dared to go and managed to look deeper then that. Meaning: Lucky you Or B) He thought you where way out of his league and needed to be dared to build up courage, meaning you are probably very good looking and managed to find yourself a decent guy who will not be very likely to cheat on you. Otherwise you might have ended up with some very good looking guy with nothing else who would most likely be cheating on you as soon as you get knocked up. Either way i see this as a Win/Win for you. So stop complaining and thank the person who dared him.

writergirl23 19

Sunday 20 May 2012 9:45

Hey he married you. He must have got attached at the first date.

constipatedlady 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 14:40

Oh who cares about that! I didn't even like my husband much at first. I only started to pay attention to him to make some girl I hated jealous. We ended up happily in love! OP FYL for caring about such a silly thing.