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Um. It was a debate. The other person is supposed to present alternate views. Wtf did you expect? I mean really. Counter that.

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I am a baker and part of my job is to make the sandwichs ever morning and I also make bagguets and pidas and yes I am a guy and I am happy to admit I am not a sexist pig so let me ask u wat Your job then vladzlad?

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Well I am a woman, so can I have a sammich? Then it's not sexist, since Im a woman, you make them, and I eat them. It's a win-win for us. Go get me a sammich!!!! please....

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I'd make my boy make me grilled cheese sandwich, since I'll prob burn them anyway.. if he makes one he gets one too.. we both win.

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To the baker weirdo: You're not a baker. If you were, you would at least know how to spell most of the goods that you bake.

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lmaoo @ 142 WiN!! And @ 171 BEWARE if anyone offers u a cockmeat sammich dnt take it!!! or better yet TAKE IT ALL just dont bite it or chew it

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Sammich/kitchen jokes are getting REALLY old. They were funny once, bit that time has passed. Stop making them for awhile, wait until everyone has forgotten about them. Then they will be funny again.

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How the hell do you manage to become a baker without knowing how to spell "Sandwiches" "baguette" and "pita"? I mean, really. Wouldn't you see it almost daily?I mean, ESPECIALLY pita. That one's just easy.

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god I hate it when ppl do that at debate tournaments but I personally stick to prose and HI lol

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well actually pida is not spelt how u think it is (pita) it is spelt pida and I can spell sandwitch

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ahaha awesome. He's so right. I'm wondering though, what you're doing posting stuff on fml when you should be in the kitchen making him a sandwich o_o

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I don't think a girl should be beaten, maybe restrained but not beaten. question of debate: what if she comes at you with a knife or other weapon????

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ok I made an account just to fkin tell u that u are a fkin bratt!!!! and my friend says "u r an idiot bioatch!!!"

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fuck you vlad. Maybe I should beat the fuck out of you and steel your fucking purse you saggy titted cunt. I'm a guy, and i'm not sexist you sonofabitch.

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Soooo...pull out your tampon, put in a fresh one and get back to work you overly sensative asswipe.

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just to let you know I'm a girl and I think the sammich jokes are funny. but since you are a sammich maker you make me one my hands are tired. hahahaha

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well... im a young woman. not a defenseless one. two years ago a man by the pier tried to beat and rape me. muthafucka smelled like cigarette butts and jalapeno dip. he didnt get jack shit. i kicked his fucking teeth in. ladies... its time to rise against the monster that is domestic abuse. dont be anybody's punching bag. the only advise i can offer is to go for the eyes and the nuts.

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#167 shut yo whore mouth when Billy maze is talking. I am a boy you sexist mother******* @$$ hole. son of a **** Fu** ing sexist COCK SUCKER

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ee 141# I am french and you don't spell Bagguets like that you spell it like that: Baguette...I am just saying ! Sorry if we are not talking about the same baguette !!

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286- then it's fine to hit her because tht would be self defense. it's wen someone randomly hits someone else that it's domestic violence

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167- yur a stupid bitch. dont sayy that we have no use if we cant make a sandwhich. yur dumbb afff ! womenn are actually better than men in a lot of things soo shut thee fuck up

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I use your mom jokes even if idk their mom is living. idc. if people take offense to someone saying your mom on the Internet then they need to stay off of it because they aren't getting sympathy.

Um. It was a debate. The other person is supposed to present alternate views. Wtf did you expect? I mean really. Counter that.

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well, I think he meant the partner on HIS team. it wouldn't be on FML if it was his opponent who said that. now you counter that.

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Yes. I read that. And while it's not a particularly clouds-part, angels-sing viewpoint, it's still hard to counter if presented correctly. Not that I agree of course, but I mean who can really successfully argue what a person does and doesn't deserve? "No woman ever deserves.. blah blah blah" is not really a sound or valid argument.

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If you can't argue they didn't deserve it then you certainly can't say they did deserve it. Therefore, his partner's argument was invalid and borderline moronic. Hence the FML.

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Even if he was the neg(assuming the prompt was domestic abuse was wrong) that was a shitty argument. It was desperate and easily countered. Do you actually know anything about debate? Or do you just want to tell op up for some reason?

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well, we can't say she deserves a beating unless we know wether or not she was in the kitchen where she was supposed to be

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Ok i dont get why you guys are gettin all butthurt. If a girl deseeeerves to be beaten, key word DESERVES, why shouldnt she? same as if a guy deserves to get beat up..someones prolly gonna beat him up..im sick of girls trying to be all girl rights and vote and equal opportunity and jobs, but when it comes to gettin smacked in the mouth for acting out, just like any girl would smack a man, you fall back on the im a girl i dont deserve to be hit yada yada yada. this is bullshit!!!!!!!!!

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#333, what is wrong with you? Who gets to decide about if someone deserves to be beaten? In abusive partners' minds, the wives probably do. When would you justify hitting someone?

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ur sitting there telling me noone will ever do anything to deserve to get hit? we're all angels with no malice? it WAS eve who ate the apple...

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