Man's Not Hot By FML Videos - 21/11/2018 18:30 - United States - New York This is why man won't take off the jacket! I agree, your life sucks 197 You deserved it 282 Share Tweet Share
Today, I've finally got my mental health under control after decades of flailing. I also started showing signs of Serotonin Syndrome, which is caused by my meds and could result in seizure and death. So my choices are the swirling void of depression or possibly just the void. FML I agree, your life sucks 500 You deserved it 92
Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert." Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 154 You deserved it 68 069
Today, I warned my husband not to eat the seafood he'd left on the counter. He insisted it was fine. He’s now been in the bathroom shitting, puking and wailing for three hours. Our place is tiny and the bathroom is attached to our bedroom. The door doesn’t keep out the noise or the rancid smell. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 953 You deserved it 182
Today, after my wife put hair remover on my chest hair in the shape of a cock and balls I while back, the hair has fully grown back but it’s darker and thicker so you can still see the shape, unless I start keeping it clean shaven all the time. FML I agree, your life sucks 816 You deserved it 253
Today, I drove for 45 minutes to find an open print shop to scan and email my signed severance agreement for the job I'd worked at for two years, so I can keep the maximum value of the severance. They specifically asked me to scan a copy, instead of mailing. Now they've blocked my email, so I can't get my severance. FML I agree, your life sucks 814 You deserved it 86
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 402 You deserved it 1 834
Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 343 You deserved it 3 454
Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 397 You deserved it 79
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