By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Show your switch blade skills on his face.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

This is why I'm not having kids

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whitey53 5

What a little sharpshooter.

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lovvetolaugh 0

I.would have pressed charges on the kid that is so wrong

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mintstashinurtea 5

you should make sure his parents get "snipped" so they don't make anymore stupid little *****

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MsJoyfull 4

I would've shot a switchblade at the kid.

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RedPillSucks 31

performers who perform with knives. It's not quite as bad-ass if the knives are dull. I guess as long as no one calls you on it...

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Dixie___Normous 0

Next time use ur performer skills and dodge the rubber band then throw the knife at the kid. Then he would need stitches. It's that simple

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stevenmx86 7

Well, you'd be bored too if you had to watch some jackass swing a knife around for any length of time.. What a wonderful "skill" you have there..

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