By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Show your switch blade skills on his face.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

This is why I'm not having kids

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juwon410 1

Didn't your ma tell you not to play with knives in front of childern

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blair_x 12

Ask the kid to give you lessons.

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Okayitwasme 0

Little kids and old people. The only ones who are excused from being responsible for their actions.

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xSonic 9

People are too serious nowadays.....uh oh now my comment's gonna get buried ?

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SugaryTears 0

That's horrible. Kids can be so stupid. It sickens me that some of them only think about themselves, and don't understand that their actions may affect people in negative ways.

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Llamacod 11

Damn, that's one hell of a rubber band

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Llamacod 11

C'mon now, we can't go around tabbing people just because we're a little upset

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sue the kid, you won't get much but you'll freak the damn shit out of him when the cops show up

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Llamacod 11

Uhh, cops don't come for suing, at most your lawyer hires someone to serve papers

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grasshopper02 2

Well if you play with knives for a living, I'm guessing this won't be the first or last time you get stitches.

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2ndSucks 15

Thank you, 104! Stabbing would be much more rational.

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