Love: Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview...

By Baskets-Tailleur - 07/07/2014 06:58 - France

Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me and grabbed my formal shoes while shouting, "Ninja!" Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wearing sneakers with a skirt suit. FML

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md101 18

Monday 7 July 2014 14:59

Surprised you even saw the ninja.

TheKingKen 22

Monday 7 July 2014 15:00

Clearly, he's not a real ninja. Real ninjas would've left you standing there, wondering where your shoes went

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lilushi 8

Monday 14 July 2014 7:57

This is why I always wear flats

absloute0 10

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:18

Ninjas are dicks

pj6444 10

Saturday 19 July 2014 7:31

Good luck with that!

Dawminator 16

Saturday 19 July 2014 20:22

Were you late for the job interview?

hnisss 15

Thursday 31 July 2014 8:10

I'm sorry that sucks :/ hope you got the job!

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