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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 16:50 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 11:01 - Canada

Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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By backtothelaundrettethen - 03/12/2012 11:40 - Germany

Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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Creepy guy

By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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New man

By Anonymous - 19/01/2022 08:01

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who broke up with me the day before yesterday, got a job at my workplace. He shows up dressed his best clothes, clean-shaven, and with perfume. For the 10 months we dated, I only saw him in baggy tops, sweatpants, a weird beard, and the smell of sweat. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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lilhellian 26

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:21

Didn't you learn your lesson after you made a similar mistake in the shower?

HelloSirs 14

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:26

Clearly the only option is to burn down her house. Much easier solution.

Comments

RagnhildB 3

Saturday 19 January 2013 22:51

So?

cmbar831 14

Saturday 19 January 2013 22:56

Just wash it again?

Thatscori 0

Saturday 19 January 2013 22:57

Soo you washed ALL your clothes? Interesting.

Grauncho 27

Saturday 19 January 2013 23:23

Now you have his essence lingering in the air.

Seany_93 17

Sunday 20 January 2013 1:30

If it bothers you, wash em again with new soap

DarkskyFML 5

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:48

Why do you crave drama?

tanyarocks1981 6

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:52

I couldn't agree more!

tigrovaya 4

Sunday 20 January 2013 3:50

How is this craving drama?

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 20 January 2013 5:27

This makes absolutely no sense.

Tempest151 11

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:49

Your sense of smell is more related to your memory than any other sense.

rinnai 6

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:32

Ermahgerd, your life is truly a disaster!

kayjay18 8

Sunday 20 January 2013 5:06

You must not have many clothes.

thewife5 19

Sunday 20 January 2013 5:42

I'm guessing you have a pretty exaggerated personality. What an awful day you had .. **sigh**

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Today, I embarrassed myself and my husband at the wedding of one of his rich cousins by trying caviar for the first time, finding it unbearably disgusting, choking, spitting it out all over the table, and downing three glasses of water to stop myself coughing. Now they think I’m common as muck. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

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Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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Today, I really needed to be cheered up a bit after having had a horrible, depressing weekend. Luckily the guy I've been dating for some time, and who I really like, invited me over for dinner. Apparently, he wanted to see me so he could tell me he thinks we should stop seeing each other. FML

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Today, my wife admitted she has fallen in love with a guy who delivers milk and other dairy to our local shop. She is literally cheating on me with the milkman. FML

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Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

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Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML

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Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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