Love: Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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By zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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You deserved it 5 790

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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You deserved it 4 333

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 640

every1luvsboners 11

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:12

You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.

obnum 19

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:16

Please tell me that was sarcasm...

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flipflapfeng 3

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:48

wow my grandma who speaks a different language than me taught me in like 10 min

JustASmallTownBo_fml 7

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:52

2 hours?! It took me like 5 minutes to teach my 7 year old brother how to play

RoboCunnilingus 23

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:53

Wait until she finds out you made the Rubik's Cube.

peoplepainter 1

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:20

You should be grateful...pretty sure you dodged a bullet there.

AtomicRebirth 11

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:23

I think you dodged a bullet there, OP.

stormchaser24 24

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:26

Well, did you force her to play/learn?

U_GotitDude 18

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:35

Darn that sucks man

Glidefedt 6

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:38

Are all american girls this ignorant?

kniggit 10

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:50

Shut the **** up, we don't need ignorant gits here.

Mearemoi 14

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:58

Way to be a generalizing asshole, 57.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:08

I don't think anyone needs to make her feel stupid. You're better off without someone that petty, immature and well... stupid.

RockN 10

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:21

Stupid and a drama queen...great

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