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By dan - / Tuesday 25 June 2013 04:22 / United States - Phoenix
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By  perdix  |  29

Yeah, cucumbers suck!! They are only useful if you dunk them in a salty, acid solution or slice them finely to put over swollen eyelids. Is that what you want for your dick? You should always go with yellow condoms -- they drive the ladies . . . *lowers sunglasses* bananas.

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  datgamerchick  |  14

A cucumber is a fruit, though.

By  Acik91  |  26

Hide it quickly so she wouldn't see it. Win win!

By  football98_fml  |  20

tell her its a decieving banana

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  joawmeens  |  7

That sounds like the next James Bond movie "The Deceiving Banana", starring Daniel Craig, and Carrot Top as The Banana, for some reason...

By  pedinhuh  |  23

Well, atleast she didn't tried to bite it!

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  dinosxxrawr  |  22

at* least* try*

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  nnnope  |  26

18 - because everyone stalks the profiles of people with poor grammar before swinging the grammar Nazi hammer at them.

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  Ambient25  |  24

"Rated R for Retarded"

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