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omg that must be embarrising
Wow, you get green condoms? Ive heard of glow in the dark and flavored but not green.
I would turn that into a positive OP, she said it looked like a cucumber which means she thinks that your penis is huge like a cucumber.
Everybody (except your girlfriend) knows that cucumbers are very healthy.
I think colors are not the best kind to buy for now...but they do spice things up a bit...maybe you can find one that she will like...
Talk about **** block!
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Yeah, cucumbers suck!! They are only useful if you dunk them in a salty, acid solution or slice them finely to put over swollen eyelids. Is that what you want for your dick? You should always go with yellow condoms -- they drive the ladies . . . *lowers sunglasses* bananas.
she needs to eat her vegetables.