By davetherave1983 - 09/09/2015 05:09 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
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9a_1z 12

I thought everyone had read that amusing amazon review from the guy who nair-ed his balls. I believe it ended with 'DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.'. The internet is trying to help you man.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Just what kind of kitchen accidents do you get into?

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BeenIt 5

Always, always, always do the patch test LMAOOOOO!!! Plus, it tells you not to put it on or near your genitalia.

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Silk_Routes 14

it was your expertise and her learning stage ;)

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TheDevilsDevices 15

shakes head...

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trucker2 33

You allowed her to lather them up, YDI. Next time, hot wax

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Destiny8745 29

I'm really sorry and I hope the pain goes away. It sounds like that would hurt a lot.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Do research first. A quote from a review on Veet's hair removal where the gel got the reviewer's tailpipe. "This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain."

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trucker2 33

Well enquiry minds wanta know, are they smooth now, or in the comb over stage.

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