Work: Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By shatfjord - 10/10/2014 22:34 - United States - Rochester

Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 14:02

Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 22:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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Team spirit

By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 05:00

Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML

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StarWolf111 21

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:17

Report him?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:24

**** stars. Able to give you viruses both on and off screen.

Comments

potatosrock 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 23:54

blackmail him

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 23:56

Did you offer to give your boss a hand with his problem?

skinflint 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:07

reporting your boss is a career limiting move. the other managers are going to remember that you are a rat and won't want to be around you. if you pull your boss to the side and tell him he'll know you have his back and you can ride his coattails up the corporate ladder.

bryanismad 3

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:38

Give the man lotion and he will probably promote you

BigSlingin 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:39

Is your boss a guy or a girl?

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:47

What do hookers and **** sites have in common? They often contain viruses.

N3766 20

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:52

Your boss is the virus.... Erase him/her and problem solved

brick_man33 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:57

that's quite a sticky situation OP

shrdlu 28

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:00

The main problem isn't that it's ****, but that the OP's boss is doing non-work-related stuff at work. Would the situation really be that different if the boss, instead of watching ****, had been playing online games at work instead, getting viruses from those?