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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 19:26

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

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By bluesox4 - 06/02/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 23:01

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

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Twist in my sobriety

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML

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By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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Driven to drink

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 15:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML

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By AAnonymous - 05/11/2014 13:57 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML

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Saturday 2 May 2015 8:37

karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.

exitium16 26

Saturday 2 May 2015 8:37

yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.

Comments

angelofsaturn 23

Saturday 2 May 2015 17:26

You wanted fun and kinky crazy and you got bunny boiling crazy. That's why you keep everyone in booty call mode until you know you won't wake up chained in a dungeon or shed.

janfleury 19

Saturday 2 May 2015 17:51

Udi because you thought she would great in bed. I really don't feel that sorry for you because you knew it was a snake when you picked it up. Now that you have been bit you want us to feel sorry for you. I don't think so.

Meepson 9

Saturday 2 May 2015 18:13

Dumbass

apcsox 18

Saturday 2 May 2015 18:36

NEVER stick your dick in crazy!

mustangBLUES 8

Saturday 2 May 2015 19:06

Damn I just realized I'm dating a crazy chick...

victoriat112214 10

Saturday 2 May 2015 19:47

Sorry man but you deserved this one. You went into this fully knowing she was crazy...

doumtabarnack 12

Saturday 2 May 2015 20:39

The reason crazy chicks are "great in bed" is cause their low self esteem pushes them to do things a regular girl wouldn't. I dated one for five years. Best sex I had. But that girl made me unhappy in the long run.

iwadasn 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 21:31

There's no way you don't deserve this!

Saraishi 24

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:11

FYL, OP. You don't deserve it because you didn't know any better (yes, a few people calling her a psycho without seeing proof of it isn't enough to judge someone) and wound up getting into something you regret now. Try your best to pull yourself together and get away from that crazy chick. Stay strong OP!