Miscellaneous: Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home.... - FML

By panos016 - 15/07/2011 13:51 - United Kingdom

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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By unlucky - 20/04/2013 21:17 - United States - Wheeling

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

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By tinfoilnirvana - 30/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

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By Thai rice mistake - 12/02/2013 08:04 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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I love travelling

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 16:04 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML

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Lunch Special

By Luisa - 09/01/2020 01:00

Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML

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By worshippingatthethrone - 17/02/2022 10:00

Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML

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SugarCrazy 14

Friday 15 July 2011 19:20

Why don't you get off your ass and make something else, then?

killabb23 0

Friday 15 July 2011 19:20

I've been eating rice my entire life.. it's not that bad.. We Spanish people love rice lol 18 years of rice right here!

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Kgottber 8

Friday 15 July 2011 20:33

See, you could have made the best of the situation and had rice with something that wasn't any sort of Chinese food. Complainer :p YDI

iLoveBoobies21 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:35

Y U NO MAKE SOMETHING ELSE.

Oreogasm 5

Friday 15 July 2011 20:38

china has more mcdonalds than the US. truth. op is just a lazy fool

19jjrc 1

Friday 15 July 2011 20:39

Rice is friggn awesome, eat more rice.

oxemilyxo 5

Friday 15 July 2011 20:42

at least you get food. alot would kill for a bowl of rice. be grateful!!!

captainbj2 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:48

oh boo hoo! grow up and make yourself something else....at least you were lucky enough to travel...and EAT!!

diva1998 8

Friday 15 July 2011 20:50

So? What's so bad about rice?

dinorawrsalot 2

Friday 15 July 2011 20:51

well you must feel right at home :)

Locoluis 15

Friday 15 July 2011 20:54

A Chinese folk speech says that they can eat everything that has four legs, except tables; everything that flies, except for airplanes; and everything that is found on water, except boats. Those 14 days were wasted on the OP.

stfuexe 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:58

you're lucky you have food to eat, while others don't. You ungrateful bastahd.

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