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By anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:28 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML

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By James C - 18/04/2012 08:48 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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Differences

By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

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TheBitchSlayer 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:12

I guess you can say she doesn't have good character then

Zigstyle308 18

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:10

What was her favorite character?

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Earth_walker 19

Thursday 16 July 2015 18:11

Oh no, no breadsticks for you!

shawnaishere 14

Thursday 16 July 2015 18:45

hmm I'm protective of my favorite characters but leaving is taking things too far

pedrorocks 7

Thursday 16 July 2015 22:58

That's not an FML, that is thank God you dodged a bullet on a psycho bitch

Cassie_harvie 12

Thursday 16 July 2015 23:21

What TV show?

momac86 17

Friday 17 July 2015 7:23

She's psycho you got lucky

Alverja 2

Friday 17 July 2015 8:26

Imagine someone doesn't like your favorite football team and you find it out on your first date ... Your post implies that this stuff is not that important to you than it is to her, so if you two don't even fit together, I don't think you should be complaining ... You sure will find someone who shares the same interests as you :)

kitzy2011 9

Sunday 19 July 2015 4:59

but did she shove breadsticks into her purse

tiredofwaiting 25

Monday 20 July 2015 3:04

It is her loss really.

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